Washington Parish Sheriff’s Office Thwarts Grinch’s Grouchy Holiday Gambit

Published 11:53 pm Saturday, November 25, 2023

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In a turn of events sure to secure a merry and bright season for the good folks of Washington Parish, the Sheriff’s Office announced that the notorious green curmudgeon, known to many as the Grinch, has been apprehended and booked into the parish jail.

The Grinch, infamous for his holiday heists and heart too small, was caught red-handed—well, green-handed.

Residents awoke to the news accompanied by photos of the green fiend in various states of capture, including a glum mugshot and a few snapshots of the Grinch in a Santa suit behind bars, looking less than thrilled about his foiled plot.

The statement from the Sheriff’s Office concluded with, “Remember though, maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store; perhaps it means a little bit more.

This holiday tale comes as a welcome start to the season, with the Washington Parish community already rallying behind the message of unity and cheer. Meanwhile, The Sheriff’s Office assures the public that they will remain vigilant against further attempts to dampen the festive mood.

So, as you hang your stockings and write your lists, take comfort in the knowledge that the Washington Parish Sheriff’s Office is on the job, keeping not just the peace but the joy of the season as well.